Fucking Freeeeeezing, Man. Not Cool.

So, I see the little weather temp thing on the bottom of my screen flashing, and I click on it and it says that there's a severe weather warning in effect, so I click the link and it says:

"....FRIGID TEMPERATURES AND DANGEROUSLY WIND CHILL VALUES TONIGHT AND SATURDAY MORNING..."

No shit, Sherlock. It's 11 degrees today, and that's the high -- it's only getting colder from here.... It continues:

"ARCTIC HIGH PRESSURE WILL KEEP FRIGID TEMPERATURES AND DANGEROUSLY COLD WIND CHILL VALUES TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY MORNING. NORTHWEST WINDS WILL GRADUALLY SUBSIDE TO 5 TO 15 MPH TONIGHT. HOWEVER OVERNIGHT LOWS WILL DROP TO BETWEEN ZERO TO MINUS 15 DEGREES OVER THE INTERIOR... TO THE SINGLE NUMBERS ALONG THE IMMEDIATE COAST."

Wait a damn second here, sonny -- between ZERO and MINUS 15?! Does it even go that low???? What the fuck? It continues:

"THE COMBINATION OF NORTHWEST WINDS 5 TO 15 MPH AND OVERNIGHT LOWS OF ZERO TO MINUS 15 DEGREES WILL PRODUCE WIND CHILL VALUES OF -14 TO -30 DEGREES TONIGHT AND SATURDAY MORNING OVER INTERIOR NORTHEAST MASSACHUSETTS... CENTRAL AND WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS AND SOUTHWEST NEW HAMPSHIRE."

That just ain't right, man!!!! Argh. I could be here:



But instead, I'm here:



Ok, maybe not Siberia, but Boston doesn't look much better right now:



Brrrrrrrrr...........

That is all.