Happy Fuckin New Year

A Year in Review
9:22 AM, 31 December 2004:
New Year's Blizzard, Mammoth Lakes, CA


Midnight, 1 January 2005:
The Alleged Fiance


12:30 PM, 1 January 2005:
Bishop, CA


12:54 PM, 19 February 2005:
Infidelity


12:55 PM, 19 February 2005:
Retaliation


1:28 AM, 20 February 2005:
Sleeping Beauty


3:11 PM, 20 February 2005:
Bil's Gates


9:05 AM, 18 March 2005:
Friend Nate's Backyard in New Hampshire


2:44 PM, 5 April 2005:
Finding the Perfect Wedding Locale


6:15 PM, 15 May 2005:
Monica & Brent's Whale


June was the month from HELL -- no pictures have survived.

5:04 PM, 2 July 2005:
Live 8 Philly; note the guy in the cowboy hat rockin' for poverty.


1:37 PM, 12 July 2005:
Shadows on a Sidewalk, leaving Boston and Bil


9:49 PM, 21 July 2005:
Saints? No! Sinners!


2:18 PM, 16 August 2005:
Complete Transformation to Bridezilla Successful. Thanks to Kimberly for risking body and soul to capture this first-hand.


8:34 PM, 21 August 2005:
???


6:31 PM, 22 August 2005:
I Think it Might Be Illegal to Take Pictures While Driving....


5:27 PM, 1 September 2005:
How to Transport a Fish 1000+ Miles in a Car


10:01 AM, 14 October 2005:
Cats are Fascinated by the Strangest Things


29 October 2005:
I Think Something Happened On This Day....


9:03 PM, 30 October 2005:
Mr. Toad Told Me Some Righteous Gossip About Joan Rivers


? November 2005:
Drunk In Mexico mmmmm......


2:49 PM, 8 December 2005:
Californian Cat Doesn't Know What to Think of Chicago Snow


9:41 PM, 24 December 2005:
No Snow Anymore, but We Do Have Our Own X-mas Tree...


8:07 PM, 25 December 2005:
Christmas Dinner on New Fine China (Made in Japan)


2:26 AM, 1 January 2006:
"Bil," a fictional character not related to anyone to whom I might be married, blows chunks all over the last train on the Brown Line for the night, in front of a fictional family of four. He had pizza, earlier, apparently. We wander the streets of Chicago with a barfy scarf, desperately searching for an ATM and a cabbie with no sense of smell. Mysteriously, no pictures remain of that tragic night...

That is all.