Rant:

To the person sitting next to me in this dank lab that I have been stuck in: learn how to close your mouth when you eat. There is nothing more foul than listening to a person's mouth smacking, chewing and clicking as you suck each little morsel of food off of your molars. You have clearly got a lot of education -- you're a medical resident, which I'd estimate puts you at about twenty years of formal education at this point in your life. Did no one teach you how to eat your food without disgusting all of the people around you? It's quite simple really:
Step 1. Using an appropriate eating implement, place the food carefully into your mouth. (PS: Using an implement instead of your fingers allows your fingers to stay food-free, which means you won't need your mouth to help in the thoroughly-disgusting hand-cleaning process.)
Step 2. Close your mouth and chew, keeping your lips closed so as to keep the food in your mouth from flying out and all over the keyboard of the computer you are sitting in front of.
Step 3. Swallow all of the food before attemping to put more in your mouth so as not to overload it. Of course, if you do overload your mouth and choke, I'll be unable to remember how to do the Heimlich manouver. Sorry.
/EndRant
That is all.