Happy New Year!

So I totally don't want the last post to be my last of the year. So, happy new year! And stuff. Now go out, get drunk, vomit on the brown line, pee in an alley, and have a rockin' good time... that you can't remember. Or something.

Cheers!

That is all.

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So, like, we leave for the airport in less than 5 hours. Laundry never got done (see comment on the previous posting), I'm completely fucking exhausted, and so naturally, I decided that now was a good time to shower and get rid of the winter coat on my legs so that I could walk around Honolulu and blind everyone with my paleness.
Here's the thing. I am, like, sooooo bad at being female in this society. I really don't know how to shave my legs without cutting myself to the point where I actually have scarring. Recently, I rediscovered the hair depilatory, a stinky, appalling chemical creation for "safely" removing unwanted hair. It's been updated so that you can scrape the depilatory from your legs with a razor-like device that has no blades. So it might be a burny, stinky process, but I cannot cut myself. Sweet. I got so into it that I decided to clean up the nether regions down-there area bikini line to beachy perfection. And then I got a little creative. I thought I might errr.... make it look a bit more interesting.
But here's the thing: contrary to popular opinion, I don't see too well without my glasses. So it's a bit off. Center. Like, really. And I fear I may have burned my legs et al with chemical evilness. Also, I have just discovered a patch on my shin that I totally missed. Shit.
But what's really scary? Bil doesn't even seem to have noticed it at all.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

That is all.

Distraction

I had never missed a change in my life before tonight. I'm all amped up now that I have. It sucks because I don't like to allow myself to fuck up, and I felt like an amateur and an idiot. I'm always harder on myself than I am on anyone else, and it's really in the larger scheme of things a small issue, but it'll take a while to calm down and relax about this. I leave for Hawai'i in two days and I haven't even done the laundry necessary to go. I am getting all of the costumes together for the 1 night remount of Dumb Waiter and I am trying to scrounge up work for the rest of....well, life actually. Shit.
Also, I have just realized that Sarah Elizabeth is in the audience tonight to see the show so that she can see the changes. And now she's missed that one. Oops. What an asshole.

that is all.

and Scene!

Transference closes in one week. I will come back from my Hawaiian vacation to .... unemployment. shit.

That is all.